Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Friendship
1 Advice-Take care, 1 Request-Don't change, 1 Wish Don't forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate You, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We will always be Good Friends
Friendship
1 day my brain asked me "why r u sending msgs 2 tht person who is not msgn u?" but my little heart said 2 brain" u need msg i need friend."
Friendship
Lovly quote 2 all my frnds: Hurt me, Tease me, Make me cry, But in the end of my life, when i die plz ATLEAST keep 1 rose on my grave & say "STUPID I MISS U"
Friendship
People like U are found only once in a lifetime. So U better take care of yourself because I don t want to waste another lifetime to find a such a SWEET Friend
Friendship
Good Friends are like software. They enter ur life; scan ur problems; edit ur tensions; download ur solutions; delete ur worries and save u in their heart!
Jokes
Lady On Phone.. Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd...Omg! R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.
Coool
Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book "How to Cook" !!
Cool
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Cool
Lady On Phone.. Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd...Omg! R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.
Jokes
Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book "How to Cook" !!
Jokes
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Monday, August 27, 2012
Fool
Fill d blanks wid YES / NO / Ok 1) ..... I am not human. 2) ..... I don't have a brain 3) ..... I don't have any sense 4) ..... I am stupid Rply is must.
Coolll
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaurant.. 6.No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7.Can talk with all gals.. 8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today. 9.Can go anywhere with any one.. 10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
Cool
Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur Jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the cell when it beeps knowing that u remember me.
Coollll
3 tips 2 play a safe life game : dnt make promises whn ur in joy, dont talk wen u r sad, dnt take decision wen u r angry . Think twice, act wise . . . Gdmrng
Cool
Do not leave all ur work and read this msg U can read dis msg after some time dis msg is not a joke & dis sms is not so important also there is nothing to tell in dis msg I know dis msg is very long but It has no value I do not know why U R reading dis msg so interestingly I sent dis msg only 4 time pass I think U R angry wid me but wat to do I also got dis msg 4m someone So I am sending U Now U R thinking of sending It 2 others Now Its ur Turn!
Cool
I Searchd many shops to buy the best chocolate 4 u. But, I did'nt find any chocolate sweeter than YOU n ur Smile... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Next joke tomorrow at same time..:P
Coollll
Impossibilities in the world: 1. U can't count your hair. 2. U can't wash your eyes with soap. 3. U can't breath when your tongue is out. . . . . . . . . . . . . 4. Please put your tongue back inside. 5. You look stupid :P
Magic
Maths Magic: Ur cell number's last digit x 2 + 5 x 50 + ur AGE + 365 & - 615. The last 2 numbrr is ur age & 1st numbrr is ur cell's last no. TRY
Cool
Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U, U dont realise it...When U realise it, Its too late, U always love the one who leaves U & Leave the one who loves U...
Cooooollll
I________You 1.Want 2.Love 3.Care For 4.Need 5.Hate 6.Kill 7.Help 8.Miss 9.Will Be With 10.Forget 11.Like 12.Slap Fill Any 1 For Me,Reply With Reason..?&Send To Me..*..
Jokes
Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book "How to Cook" !!
Medical jokes
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled... isn't she adorable?" Friend: "But your kid didn't smile." Father: "I was talking about the nurse."
Jokes
Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news. Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor: You have 24 hours to live. Patient: What?! How about the bad news? Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday.
Fart jokes
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s**t my pants".
Fart jokes
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?" "Hmm," says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?" "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
Jokes
In a bar: 1 Guy says to another - "I kissed your mom last night" Whole bar was waiting for the other Guy's response !! . . . . He laughs and says . ... . . . Lets go home dad, U are drunk now :)
Bar jokes
A man went to a bar.. Man: 1 vodka plz.. Bartender- Rs. 5 sir Man: What.. Can I have a kabab? Bartender: Sure sir. Only Rs. 7 Man: Wow, thtz really cheap.. Can I meet the owner? Bartender: No sir, he z busy wid my gf. Man: what is he doin wid ur gf? Bartender: The same thing I'm doin to his business.. ;) :D :D
Jokes
A dude walks into a bar and says to the bartender : "I want a 12 years old scotch, and don't try to fool me because I can tell the difference." The bartender is sceptical and decides to try to trick the man with a 5 year old scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says : "Hey - Bartender, this crap is 5 years old scotch. - I told you that I wanted a 12 years old." The bartender won't give and tries once more this time with a 8 year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces and says : "Bartender, I do not want 8 years old scotch like this filth. Gi'me a 12-years old scotch or ill leave !" Impressed, the bartender gives him the 12-year scotch on the house, the man takes a sip and sighs, " Ah, now that's the real thing. " A disgusting, ugly, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and says. : "Hey, I think that's really far out what you can do. Try this one."... The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, "Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!" The drunk's eyes light up and he says, "Yeah sure, now how old am I ?"
Jokess
Brilliant Boy went 2 girl home wid a rose 2 propose her. He pressd bell. But her Dad opend d door Boy :"Uncle plz support ANNA HAZARE"
Jokes
A management student hugs a girl.. girl: what is this? Boy: direct marketing. *girl slaps the boy* Boy:what is this? Girl: customer feed back!
Boys vs girls
Boy:- Nice Dress! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Earing! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Shoes! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Lipstick! Girl(irritated):- Thanks Brother! Boy:- But Still You Look Damn Ugly..!!
Men will b men
Perfect Boyfriend- . Girl- I forgot my purse at home & I need Rs.2000 urgently. Please give me. . Boy- Take Rs.20, go home and bring your purse. . Men wil b men
Jokes
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & returned back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Jokes
A Small Boy Took A Knife And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand.. After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly.. Why ??? . . Paining ??? . . No !! . . Then ??? . . Spelling Mistake !!!
Talent!
Wat is d diff between Problem & Talent? 2 boys love 1 girl = Problem! 1 boy loves 2 girls = Talent!
Boys vs girls
BOy To Girl: I Can Make U Say "I LOVE U" Girl : No Wayyy !! BOy : Bet?? GIrl : Yes BOy : Ok Start ... Say Blue? Girl : Blue BOy : Say Pink? Girl : Pink BOy : Say Love? Girl : Love BOy : Whats 1+1? Girl : 2 BOy : Ur Age? GIrl : 18 BOy : Hahaha... I TOld U I Cud Make U Say 18!! GIrl : No, U Said U Cud Make Me Say I LOVE U BOy : Yes I Did :D :D :D !!!
Jokes
Dr: Do exercise daily for good health Boy: sir i play football cricket and tennis daily. Dr: how long do you play? Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down. =D
Jokes
Cat: How old are u? Elephant: 5 years old Cat: But u look so big Elephant: I am a complan boy Elephant: How old u are Cat: 30 years old Elephant:but u look very small . . . . Cat:Ponds Age Miracle
Jokes
LKG Teacher: If U tell 1-10 without any mistake den I will give U one kiss. LKG Boy: If I count 1-100, Do U have any better Package....!!!
Jokesss
Newly married husbnd savd wife's nmbr on mobile as "MY LIFE" Aftr 1yr:"MY WIFE" 5yrs:"HOME" 10Yrs:"HITLER" 25Yrs: "WRONG NUMBER"!
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Good ni8
We always worry about our looks . But the truth is that they neither matter to those who love us nor to those who don't love us . GOOD NITE
Life
Being good is very difficult, it like being a goalkeeper . No matter how many u save it, but people always remember how many u missed.
Jokessssssssss
A blonde gets home early frm shoppng n hears strange noises coming frm d bedrm. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on d bed,sweatng n pantng. Whats up?she asks. I m havng a heart attack,cries d husband. The blonde rushes dwnstairs to grab d phone,bt jst as she's diallng, her four yr son comes up n says, mummy!mummy!aunt Shirley is hidng in ur closet,n she's got no clothes on! The blonde slams d phone dwn n storms upstairs into d bedrm,rt past her husband,n rips open d closet door. Sure enough,there is her sister,totally naked n cowering on the closet floor. U rotten Bitch,she screams. My husband's havng a hrt attk n u r running around naked scaring the kids!haha
Good morning
Open da window, dazzle da Sun wid ur bright eyes, let ur hair shade da skies, let ur glow light up da world, let ur lips lend color 2 roses. Let the world wake up 2 dis GOOD MORNING.
Cooolllll
What is the difference between PROBLEM. TALENT. .AND. KISMAT? 2boys love 1 girl=problem. 1 boy love 2 girl=talent. 2girl love 1 boy=kismat.
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Cooooolllllllll
STRESS TEST: Few questions lets find how stressed u r? Q1)Whch mouse has 2 legs? . . . Ans:Mickey mouse! . Q2)Whch duck has 2 legs? . . . . . . . . . If ur answr is Donald duck,den u R realy stresed cuz al ducks hav 2 legs!:p So chil out
Coolllll
Full Form Of BOYS? 'B'uffalo 'O'f 'Y'outh 'S'ociety.. GIRL means? 'G'lories 'I'n 'R'eal 'L'ife.. Send to All Sweet girls & buffalo boys.
Coooool
What is the difference between PROBLEM. TALENT. .AND. KISMAT? 2boys love 1 girl=problem. 1 boy love 2 girl=talent. 2girl love 1 boy=kismat.
Jokes
A blonde gets home early frm shoppng n hears strange noises coming frm d bedrm. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on d bed,sweatng n pantng. Whats up?she asks. I m havng a heart attack,cries d husband. The blonde rushes dwnstairs to grab d phone,bt jst as she's diallng, her four yr son comes up n says, mummy!mummy!aunt Shirley is hidng in ur closet,n she's got no clothes on! The blonde slams d phone dwn n storms upstairs into d bedrm,rt past her husband,n rips open d closet door. Sure enough,there is her sister,totally naked n cowering on the closet floor. U rotten Bitch,she screams. My husband's havng a hrt attk n u r running around naked scaring the kids!haha
Good morning
The Basic Fact of Relation betwen "GOD" & "human" GOD: Give, Give, Give & "Forgive" Human: Get, Get, Get & "Forget" "Good morning"
Coolll
Impossibilities in the world 1- you cant count your hair 2- you cant wash your eyes with soap 3- you cant breathe when your tongue is out 4- please put your tongue inside Stop acting like a dog =))
Coollll
Impossibilities in the world 1- you cant count your hair 2- you cant wash your eyes with soap 3- you cant breathe when your tongue is out 4- please put your tongue inside Stop acting like a dog =))
Cooooooooool
Heart surgery unit k bahar likha tha . "Agar dil khol lete apne yaro k saath, To aaj kholna na padta Auzaro k saath" sharing life with friends.
Friends
Mobiles are irritating! Daily charging! Monthly recharging! Annoying beeps always disturbing! But still I love my mobile becoz it connects "U & me"
Friends
Excellent lines by a Friend: I have no words 2 Xplain my friendship, Bcoz, I have Got Amazing PerSon Who can Understand Even My Silence !
Romantic love
You can count the stars.. You can count the sands of the sea.. But you can't count the love that I have for you..
Romantic love
A part of you has grown in me.. So you see, its me and you together forever.. Never apart..maybe in distance but never in heart..
Loveeee
f yOu LovE sOmeth nq Let t qo .. f t cOmEs bAck tO yOu t's yOurs .. f t dOes nOt .. t nEvEr wAs .. And ts nOt mEanT tO bE .. qEwd n te .. CwE te dReamZz .. TakE cAre .. M ss yOu ..
Love
The ultimate measure of love is not when both the people like each other, It's when one ignores and the other continues loving till the very end".
Love
When A Guy Decides That He Wants To Be Your Best friend, More Than Your Boyfriend, It means That He Is Afraid Of Losing U!!
Jokes
Strange Life: A Cockroach is afraid of Rat; Rat is afraid of Cat; Cat is afraid of Dog; Dog is afraid of Man; Man is afraid of Woman; And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!
Jokes
A New elemnt Added 2 the Periodic Table Name : wife Symbol : wi Atomic Weight : Don't Even Dare 2 Ask! Physical Proprties : Boils at Anytime, Can Freeze at Anytime, Melts if Handled with Love & Care, Very Bitter if Mishandled.! Chemical Proprties: Very Reactive, Highly Unstable, Posses Strong Affinity 4 Gold, Platinm, Clothes & Othr Precious Items, Money Reducing Agent, Volatile when left Alone. Occurance: Mostly found in front of mirror
Jokessss
Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents Crack: To put speed brakers on the track
Friday, August 24, 2012
Love tipss
I want to say "I like you" I want to say "I need you" I want to say "I love you" I want to say "I adore you" And, i want to say "You are my everything" I want to say "I care about you" I want to say "I understand you" I want to say "I'll never leave you" I want to say "I am here for you" And, I want to say "You are my everything" But, I can't It's a secret
Sad:...(...
It is Possible to Cross an Ocean Without Wetting Legs. But It is Impossible to Cross the Life Without Wetting Your Eyes.
Life:..(...::.....)
When God gives us 'NO' for an answer Keep in mind that there is a much greater 'YES' behind it. His 'NO' is not a 'REJECTION', But a 'REDIRECTION'
Life.....
A Great Proverb Which Really Makes U Think.. "Day By Day Nothing Changes, But When U Look Back, Everything Is Different." Thats Life
Life:..(.:....)...
"Life is not a music player to listen ur favorite songs." It is a radio, u must adjust urself to every frequency and enjoy whatever comes in it.
USA fact
New York's Empire State Building, a National Historic Landmark, is one of the world's tallest buildings.
Love....
People don't come with "Clear History" button, so you have to accept a person's past if you want to be in their future.
Jokezzzzzz
An indian farmer walking through his field notices a foreigner drinking water from a pond, with his hand. The farmer shouts, 'Arre baba, woh paani mat peena. Usme gayein or suwar sandas karte hai har roz ! The man shouts back, 'I'm a foreigner, I don't understand your bloody gibberish language Speak English, you bloody Indian idiot!' The farmer shouts back in English, 'Use two hands, u can drink more!' :p
Funny(((((:)))))
Strange Life: A Cockroach is afraid of Rat; Rat is afraid of Cat; Cat is afraid of Dog; Dog is afraid of Man; Man is afraid of Woman; And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!
Funny....:))))))
A New elemnt Added 2 the Periodic Table Name : wife Symbol : wi Atomic Weight : Don't Even Dare 2 Ask! Physical Proprties : Boils at Anytime, Can Freeze at Anytime, Melts if Handled with Love & Care, Very Bitter if Mishandled.! Chemical Proprties: Very Reactive, Highly Unstable, Posses Strong Affinity 4 Gold, Platinm, Clothes & Othr Precious Items, Money Reducing Agent, Volatile when left Alone. Occurance: Mostly found in front of mirror
Coolll
Define a woman. Ans- Sum1 who talks for HOURS while standing at the door, but won't come in or sit Bcz .. she is geting late.
top 10 health tips
It is necessary for you to have a balanced diet to get a beautiful look. A diet is called balanced when it has the right amount of fiber and nutrients. The diet should be low on fat. Have enough fruits and vegetables daily. The food that you consume must be of the right proportion. The right amount of food in necessary for a healthy body and a beautiful look. Consult a dietician and know the exact amount of calories which you should intake in a day. Make sure that your diet should not be less in nutrition or vitamins.
History says in the Ancient Indian Science, consumption of a variety of food helps to get a beautiful body and it cures illness too. Make a habit to eat fruits and vegetables of different colors everyday. The different variety of food should be changed every three months. Remember to eat an apple daily. The apple pectin helps to clean the digestive system. The toxins are removed and it prevents cancer.
Have you ever wondered why some people stay much healthy and fit than you. They must not put on much weight too. The reason behind this is that they take a heavy breakfast which you might not take. You should never skip a breakfast. The long gap of no consumption of food affects your health very badly. Our breakfast always comprises of healthy foods and it adds lot of nutrition to our body. The positive effects of breakfast are mentioned below:
- It helps to reduce weight.
- The body gets enough nutrients daily.
- Breakfasts are generally rich in fiber and wholegrain. This in a way help in curing metabolic disorders. Blood pressure, obesity, cholesterol are all controlled by having a nutritious breakfast.
- Your breakfast must have fresh fruits, hard boiled egg, fruit juice and whole grain cereals.
- A good breakfast also helps to stay stress free.
Drinking 7-8 glasses of water will help you to wash away the impurities and toxic material from the body. This will help you to get healthy skin and hair. Dehydration results in lethargy and tiredness. The water helps in the fluid circulation in the body. This way you will get rid of the impurities of the body easily.
Exercise will help you to get a healthy body and mind. You would have definitely dreamt of a six packs abs. The perfect figure will help you to wear any dresses of your choice. If you are a female then you have dreamt to have a sexy figure like the models. To get a perfect figure you must exercise regularly. It might not be possible to exercise for more than one hour everyday. In that case exercise for 15-20 minutes daily. This will also help you to get the prefect figure and your skin and hair will glow too.
If you want to stay healthy and young you will have to give up smoking. You must have read about the side effects of tobacco in magazines, newspapers and different books. The bottom line is that tobacco kills. Tobacco will also let different diseases attack you. So, if you are in a habit of smoking then give away the habit. On the other hand if you are a non smoker then never get into smoking. Quit smoking, stay healthy!
Avoiding stress is difficult. But it can be tried too. Stress leads to different diseases and your life gets miserable. Balance work and home. Do not do things which you dislike a lot. Spend at least half an hour everyday doing the things that you love doing. Enjoy your weekends with friends and family. If you like traveling then spend some time to visit the nearest holiday spot with your near and dear ones.
Always remember that teeth are very important for you. You need to take care of your gums very carefully. Gums get infected very fast. You need to brush your teeth twice every day. Avoid sweets to get a healthy gum. Wash your mouth carefully to get healthy gums. Remember that at times gum infections can get very dangerous too.
You need to sleep well to get a good health. Everyday you must get a sleep of 7-8 hours. If you sleep less then you might have hormonal imbalance. You must get uninterrupted sleep to have a smooth metabolic system. If you are not getting an uninterrupted sleep then you should avoid the followings:
- Never intake alcohol before sleeping.
- Before going to bed do not consume tea, coffee or chocolates as they are stimulants.
- The sleeping habit should be regularized.
- Your bedroom should be clean and tidy. The decor that you use should be soothing.
- The daytime nap should be shorter.
- Try to meditate and have a stress less life.
As we all know that empty mind is a devil’s workshop. So, don’t be ideal. Always engage yourself in something or the other. Get new ideas to do new things. Boredom is really boring. So get a life. This way you will add to your beautiful looks too. If you do not have much work to do, then try out the following things. They might help you:
- Try and play a new musical instrument.
- A new language can be learnt.
- Solve crossword puzzle.
- Call your friend to play scrabble.
- Attain discussions and forums.
- Write blogs and update your account.
- Make a new career.
- Read unfamiliar books.
- Try out a new hobby.
- Be connected to the world and see what is happening.
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life history of BARACK OBAMA
Barack Obama
Barack Obama | |
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44th President of the United States | |
Incumbent | |
Assumed office January 20, 2009 | |
Vice President | Joe Biden |
Preceded by | George W. Bush |
United States Senator from Illinois | |
In office January 3, 2005 – November 16, 2008 | |
Preceded by | Peter Fitzgerald |
Succeeded by | Roland Burris |
Member of the Illinois Senate from the 13th District | |
In office January 8, 1997 – November 4, 2004 | |
Preceded by | Alice Palmer |
Succeeded by | Kwame Raoul |
Personal details | |
Born | Barack Hussein Obama II August 4, 1961 (age 51)[1] Honolulu, Hawaii, U.S.[2] |
Political party | Democratic |
Spouse(s) | Michelle Robinson (1992–present) |
Children | Malia (born 1998) Sasha (born 2001) |
Residence | White House (Official) Chicago, Illinois (Private) |
Alma mater | Occidental College Columbia College (B.A.) Harvard Law School (J.D.) |
Profession | Community organizer Lawyer Constitutional law professor Author |
Religion | Christianity[3] |
Awards | Nobel Peace Prize |
Signature | |
Website | barackobama.com |
This article is part of a series on Barack Obama | |
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Contents[hide] |
Early life and career
Chicago community organizer and Harvard Law School
University of Chicago Law School and civil rights attorney
Legislative career: 1997–2008
State Senator: 1997–2004
U.S. Senate campaign
U.S. Senator: 2005–2008
Legislation
Committees
Presidential campaigns
2008 presidential campaign
2012 presidential campaign
Presidency
First days
Domestic policy
Economic policy
Health care reform
Gulf of Mexico oil spill
Foreign policy
Iraq War
War in Afghanistan
Israel
War in Libya
Osama bin Laden
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