A blonde gets home early frm shoppng n hears strange noises coming frm d bedrm. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on d bed,sweatng n pantng. Whats up?she asks. I m havng a heart attack,cries d husband. The blonde rushes dwnstairs to grab d phone,bt jst as she's diallng, her four yr son comes up n says, mummy!mummy!aunt Shirley is hidng in ur closet,n she's got no clothes on! The blonde slams d phone dwn n storms upstairs into d bedrm,rt past her husband,n rips open d closet door. Sure enough,there is her sister,totally naked n cowering on the closet floor. U rotten Bitch,she screams. My husband's havng a hrt attk n u r running around naked scaring the kids!haha
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