A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man: How He Made His Money ?

A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man: How He Made His Money ? The Old Guy Said: Son, It was 1932, The depth of the Great Depression I Was Down To My Last Nickel I Invested That In An Apple And Spent The Entire Day Polishing It; & At The End Of The Day, I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents..! The Nxt Day ,I Invested Those 10 Cents In 2 Apples. I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them; & Sold Them For 20 Cents, I Continued This 4 A Month, By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated A Fortune Of $.1.37, Then My Wife's Father Died & Left Us 2 Million Dollars..! MORAL: . . . Hard Work Is Just Shit..:O Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich, =P