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If a baby is born in Africa... Wh8 will b the color of the baby's teeth ? Don't stress your brain. How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;->

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Here Is Some Career Advice First, Listen To Your Heart Then Listen To Your Brains Then Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->;

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If Time Doesn't Wait for You, Don't Worry! Just Remove The Damn Battery From the Clock And Enjoy Life .

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Our Frndship Means So Much 2 Me Dat if v were the last people on a sinking ship and v hav a single Life Jacket then i will . . . . Mmmmm . . . . . . I will Mis U

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My eyes bear uncountable tears:-( Bcoz u r far away 4m me:-( I wish u were here To cut these ONIONS instead of me;-)

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MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE? If someone throws a stone at you? throw a flower at him BUT? . . . . . Make sure the flower is in the pot . . . ;->

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It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! . . . . . . . . . It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

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What did Aaishwarya do after she saw Abhishek Masturbating in a room... She removed all her cloths and said: Abhi SHAKE!

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When sum1 touches u u dont feel it its IGNORANCE Wen sum1 touches u u feel it its LOVE. But When nobody touchs u but u feel it . . . . then its KHUJLI? ;-)

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if, 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 5= ?? before scrolling, think! Ans is 1. Refer the First Line?

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When I was a KID: Pussy meant CAT, Sex meant GENDER, Bitch was a FEMALE DOG, Dick was a NAME, BJ was a NICK-NAME, Bang was a SOUND, Rubber was just like PLASTIC, Ass was an ANIMAL, Screw was just a NUT, Tit was a SNACK, Head meant a part of BODY !! But Now... Everything is just Damn Complicated........!! ;) :P