An Afganistani boy took admission in an American school ... Teacher : Whats your name ? Boy : Nadir Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today. Boy went home and mom asked: How was the day Nadir? Boy : I am an American now, call me Johnny. Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised ... Teacher : What happened Johnny ? Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Afganistani terrorists ...:P
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Funny jokes
How does a girl looks like wen she wears a seat belt in a car?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Like a percentage symbol. % :D
Funny jokes
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Funny jokes
Lady On Phone.. Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd...Omg! R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.
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Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book "How to Cook" !!
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Monday, October 8, 2012
English Vinglish Theater Lists – Thala Power
THALA POWER – English Vinglish releasing in 147 screens in TN out of which nearly 110 screens will have the Tamil version. - Sridhar Pillai Chennai Theater List: Abirami Megamall – 4 shows Devi Cineplex – 2 shows Woodlands – 3 shows Prarthana – 2 shows Vetri Theatre – 2 shows Rohini Complex – 4 [...]
SIMBU’S NOT IN YET! Times of India
SIMBU’S NOT IN YET! The latest buzz in the industry is that Simbu is all set to be seen in Ajith’s next with Siruthai Siva. It’s being said that Simbu met Ajith recently, and expressed his desire to share screenspace in one of his films. And Ajith graciously agreed to have him make a guest [...]
Str Simbu in Ajith’s next film ?
Published in Daily Thanthi news Paper dated Oct 02,2012
Ajith’s 53rd Vetri Kondan – Malai Malar
Published in Malai Malar dated September 30,2012
WHAT’S THE TITLE NOW ? CT
WHAT’S THE TITLE NOW? V Lakshmi The latest buzz in the industry is that Ajith’s film with Siruthai Siva has been titled Vetri Kondaan. It’s being said that the title would depict Ajith’s rise to stardom in the industry. However, a bewildered Siva denies that he’s zeroed in on a title for the film yet! [...]
Ajith’s Next Movie Title as Vetri Kondaan
The wait is over for all Ajith Kumar’s fans, who have been waiting on their toes to know the name of his next movie. Yes, the name of his next movie has been revealed by a secret source. But it is not the title of Vishnuvardhan’s movie, which is revealed, but the Thala’s other movie [...]
THREE MEN WHO INFLUENCED SRIDEVI
THREE MEN WHO INFLUENCED SRIDEVI THREE MEN WHO INFLUENCED SRIDEVI Priya Gupta Well, that’s not in real life, but in her upcoming film English Vinglish. The film is about a middle-class housewife from small-town India, who struggles with English, which is her biggest insecurity and how she learns the language and conquers her fear. We [...]
Anushka’s choice is Ajith – TOI
Anushka’s choice is Ajith – TOI Anushka Shetty’s Thaandavam opposite Vikram is all set to hit screens, but the buzz is that Anushka is doing Ajith’s 53rd film, which will be directed by Siva. Anushka also has in hand Irandam Ulagam,Alex Pandian and Singam 2 and has been getting offers from other film industries as well. Anushka is now planning to [...]
Vetri Kondaan is not the title of Ajith’s film – DC
Vetri Kondaan is not the title of Ajith’s film – DC Sirutthai Shiva talks about his next venture While Ajith is busy wrapping up his next film with director Vishnuvardhan, the buzz in tinsel town is that Thala’s 53rd film with Sirutthai Shiva has a new title. Reports in certain sections of the media suggested [...]
Ajith Vishnu Project final round of selection in progress
Shortlisted few titles for Vishnuvardhan – Ajith movie. final round of selection in progress. hoping to share with you all soon.. The team is planning to release thetitle of the movie or an attractive teaser on Diwali day which happens to fall on November 13. Not just this, they are also thinking of other innovative [...]
99.9% Anoushka Conform for Ajith’s Next – kungumam
99.9% Anoushka Conform for Ajith’s Next – kungumam Published in Kungumam weekly Magazine dated Oct 08,2012
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Answer it.....
Q: What's The Height Of Confidence? . . . . . . . . . A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
Answer it.....
Lecturer: Which Comes First...SUN OR MOON ? Studnt : Obviously, Moon...! Lecturer: How? Studnt : Only After "HONEY-MOON", "SON" Will Come Rt Sir?
Double meaning
If a baby is born in Africa... Wh8 will b the color of the baby's teeth ? Don't stress your brain. How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;->
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Here Is Some Career Advice First, Listen To Your Heart Then Listen To Your Brains Then Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->;
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If Time Doesn't Wait for You, Don't Worry! Just Remove The Damn Battery From the Clock And Enjoy Life .
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Our Frndship Means So Much 2 Me Dat if v were the last people on a sinking ship and v hav a single Life Jacket then i will . . . . Mmmmm . . . . . . I will Mis U
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My eyes bear uncountable tears:-( Bcoz u r far away 4m me:-( I wish u were here To cut these ONIONS instead of me;-)
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MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE? If someone throws a stone at you? throw a flower at him BUT? . . . . . Make sure the flower is in the pot . . . ;->
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