Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. _Madonna_ All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. _Henry Youngman_ To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'. _Rita Rudner_ This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.' I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?' _Judy Tenuta_ Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. _Jean Kerr_ Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. _Tim Allen_ I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags. _Gwyneth Paltrow_
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