A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went 2 her place & made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep & woke up at 8 pm. The man hurriedly dressed & told his lover 2 take his shoes outside & rub them in the grass & dirt. He then put on his shoes & drove home. 'Where have u been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie 2u,' he replied, 'I'm havin an affair wit my secretary. We had sex all afternoon. She looked down at his shoes & said: 'You are lying bastard! You've been playing golf! Moral: Women are women. Truth or lies, they'll never believe u !
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